[darkjedi]

Вот такой классный рассказ в качестве домашнего задания написал Мотя (Opportunities Intermediate, Student's Book p.28). Орфография и пунктуация сохранены.



I would like to tell you a story about a group of students,which loved tipsy orgies in the nature.Once they decided to make next orgy in the forest.But two students,let their names will be Mark and Helen wanted to go separately,and took with themselves five boxes of vodka.But vodka was a low-quality one,and Helen poisoned herself.Well,students are very poor people,and Mark hadn’t a mobile phone,so he had to go for emergency by feet.But when he returned with medics,Helen had already dead.



А потом он это еще и зачитывал перед всей группой... По словам приближенных к телу, все, кроме англичанки, лежали. Последняя была в ярости.



Ну, как оно?